Cone World

2009-04-10T22:06:00.001-07:00

Sigh, a few more days till Mrs Cone passes out.
I am really going to miss her and all her other friends.
I will miss the noise they make, running to and fro after band practice, bursting through the band room door, screaming and yelling, "SEEE SAMANTHA YOUR MR CONE!"
I will miss,
Having them scream, SAMULAH! SAMULAH! Making marching videos so that I can see Mrs Cone marching away, seeing them do pumping for dropping mouthcaps, tuners, hearing them laugh as they play a game of Charades...
I will miss, seeing the tears of joy on their faces as they jumped off the bus that brought them back from Singapore Conference Hall, clinching a Silver and running home with pride... to their school, MY home....
I want to hear them, yelling from Compass back to school, "CONE CONE CONE!"
Singing Blue Ridge Saga, or Overture No. 1 or even The Light of Dawn using the syllable CONE.
Awww, it makes my heart melt, to know that these girls, are so bonded.
Together for the past 3 and _ months they have created a bond so strong..that almost nothing can break it. They have become the closest of friends, making music tgether, getting scolded together, being made fun of by the bloody OM who keeps on carrying me and putting me one side when school functions are held and I am just too ugly.
In a way, I am like the band.
How often are they known as the pride of SJC?
How often am I known as the pride of SJC?
Its like, if they need me to block the way to tell cars not to go there, they use me. They put me there to tell people.

Same for the band.
They are only asked to play... when they need to tell VIPs that there is actually a band in this school. Important functions? Hardly asked.........teachers and everyone dont really support SJCCB, but you see my dear readers, do these SJC girls care?
No, they don't.

They don't. I don't either.
As long as they're happy, they're happy.
They enjoy making music, I enjoy just standing there & watching the whole world go by. Awww, I'll miss this bunch of girls, and there is love through them as well, teaching their juniors their knowledge of what they know about music.

It is not easy being in a band...........
You have freaking 75+ people to train & you expect some sort of GWH every year.
Yes, 50% comes from the girls efforts as well, but heyyyyy, the school should at least.. support them. SUPPORT! D:

How do you expect them to aim high if you cant even do the least for them.
Support them.

I love you Mrs Cone, I will miss you and your friends.
But... you will always be in my heart (:

2009-04-03T06:56:00.001-07:00

MY WIFE'S BAND GOT SILVER!
Omg, I am so happy.
I am shedding so many coney tears now.
*sob*

2008-08-21T01:57:00.001-07:00

Yesterday, as I took my afternoon nap, I heard CLAPPING... hmm, wonder what that was.
Me being me, and out of curiosity,I walked down to the carpark where I spotted almost MILLIONS of people "bowing" down / JUMPING up to praise... ME!!!!!!
WOOHOO :)
Then I saw........
I saw my WIFE. She was DOING CONE CLAPS!!!
For the first time evarrrrzzzzzz w0rhzxzz!!!!
COOL RIGHT. Means she still loves me!
AWESOME AWESOME! :)))))

I love you too, Mrs Cone!

2008-08-04T07:53:00.000-07:00

I am dead....... Mr Cone has AIDS....
I am so, so sorry Mrs Cone...
You just didn't pay attention to me, i already warned you...

I felt all left alone....
I hinted to you...
Now temptation has gotten the better of me.

I'm sorry.

2008-07-22T06:15:00.000-07:00

Hello, Mr Cone is back from Hougang.
For now, Mr Cone is under a lot of stress.
For the CT3's are coming & I want to make sure that my Mrs Cone studies hard.
Very hard.
I want Mrs Cone to be a successful business coneman.
Yup, so I'll be watching Mrs Cone. Like a hawk.

CONE STUDYING SEASON

):

2008-07-14T07:04:00.000-07:00

Hello. Mr Cone is currently not in SJC so he cannot post about the life of Mrs Cone.
I would appreciate it if someone could watch over my darling Mrs Cone :(

And Mr Cone has been crying over Mrs Cone all day so he has no mood to post.
Right now i'm in Hougang Secondary. The new job as a Traffic Cone rocks.
People here a much nicer to me than over there!!!

They don't punch dents into me.
And all bow down to me:)
Unlike........... my own.... WIFE! *weeps softly*

2008-07-09T08:00:00.000-07:00

I HEARTZXZ ELYSIA TAN YEE RU
how to spell? )))))))))))):

I hate Samantha Tan WL.
FOR LIFE. CHEAT ON ME SOMEMORE,I dare you.

Hi clare yong!!!
HI i know you are reeeeeeeeeeeedeeeeng this!!!!!

CLARE YONG~ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

Love, Cone cone.

2008-07-03T05:35:00.001-07:00

HAHA, hey! Did Samantha my love inform you that she just gave birth... to... TRIPLETS??
NO? Well well well! ....

I am here to tell you that!
THIS CONE is not USELESS AT ALL!
And as you can see,my dream has come true....

CONE BABIES.
Guess their names.
THREE OF THEM.

Okay,okay. I'll tell you.
NUMBER ONE, her name is "S" !
NUMBER TWO, his name is "A" !
NUMBER THREE, his name is "M" !

GIVE ME AN S!
S!
GIVE ME AN A!
A!
GIVE ME AN M!
M!

WHAT DOES IT SPELL?
SAM SAM SAM! :D

Now this cone is a proud father. Except that the Social Worker is closely guarding my actions. And with no !^#$!^% (hmmm... neither can Clare Yong the band major... SOURCE: Anonymous. I heard hers exploded. Terrible fate!!!!!)I cannot provide the cone babies with sufficient milk......
So for now, the cone babies are under... the care of someone special.

Sometimes Samantha (MY LOVE *growls*) brings them to school............................
Well if you want to see them.... just ask around. I am pretty sure that my good friend _____ went around today showing off my SWEET DELICATE BABIES!

The creation of US. Mrs Cone & I.
Our babies are in PERFECT health, alright! (: Now I am completely high and excited......
70th anniversary is long over and now Samantha will have more time to spend with me & our triplets, yup! And I'm happier too (:

AND, I heard the cone clap is become a permant punishment form in Mrs Cone's band!
Well,well,well. Surprise,surprise. I am happy that everyone in the band respects Mrs Cone and I a lot. We fit like a jigsaw puzzle, yes! :)
Hmmmmm. I'm thinking of enrolling my kids at SJC. How's that for a start?

I feel blessed to have such a wonderful family....
A wonderful daughter, S....
A wonder son.... A....
Another wonderful son... M....
And a BRILLIANT,AMAZING,WONDERFUL,JAWOPENER,EYEOPENER,not to mention D.D.G wife, Samantha Tan. Who does not visit me at all.
I don't blame her la.... I am all dented and frail already............................

She wouldnt want her friends to see that she is hanging out with such a husband who is of a lower caste. (Did i get that right??? Sorry, that was in Secondary 1.... seemed to have lost track already!!!!)

It hurts me. But you know what? I am still very happy that she was willing to raise these three kids without any hesitation. I love you Mrs Cone, and I always will..............................
Right now, our cone babies are on a 80 Days Around the School tour............ and they will be following Sec 2G's coolio schzxzxfoolio timetable!

I heard they fell asleep in Double Chinese! Uh -oh!!!
K, but I do hope they pick Coneish as their Mother Tongue language.................

I got Masters at Coneish!!!!! Soon they shall get President Scholarship!!!!!
AND BRING FAME AND FORTUNE TO YOUR SCHOOL, my love!
Oh my love, our future.... has just only begun!!!!!!!!

My love, you are my love. (I think.) NO, It is not I THINK. For I do not think, I KNOW that I am in love with you. Deeply, MADLY, HEAD OVER HEELS in love with you.......................

I do not believe that Puck made a mistake either...... in sprinkling the magic love juice to the wrong runaway couple - US. No, my dear.

We were meant to be.... always,always.
Forever true to one another.
I pledge my loyalty to you........!

I heartzxzxzxzx S.A.M AND Sam herself(:

2008-06-27T06:28:00.001-07:00

Well, the library connection is up and running again after the Sec 4's had their Very Important Day of O' Levels Examintations - CHINESE ORAL.
*doom music plays*
Yup, k. Anyway today I am really tired...............
I have been hearing the same stupid play going on for the same stupid week all day long.
But I never get sick of Mrs Cone's solo!!!!!!!!!! heartzzzzzz
<3
HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE
Anyway i do wish one day samantha could like................
KNEEL DOWN.......
and go,

I would go..... SARRRRR-MENNNNNNN-THUR!!!!!!!!!!!!
And she could go........"My love, you are my love, I think!"
And I could go..........Samantha! Goddess! You are....... D.D.G!

D.D.G?
DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!

k i'm gonna call this a night........................

2008-06-20T03:15:00.001-07:00

well, mr cone is currently moving house right now.
Where? Maybe next to Mrs CONE

but my internet connection will be down):
UNLESS I CAN SNEAK IN TO THE LIBRARY ......................
AT 1AM WITHOUT THE AUNTY COMING IN WITH HER STICK
PRODDING AT MY ABS (OF STEEL) BUT ITS PLASTIC,REALLY.

so, wait for me my darling............
do wait for me!

(PS. This means that there will be no posts from the Original Mr Cone. A few imposters might be replacing me though! :D)

2008-06-19T08:42:00.000-07:00

Click to enlarge w0rhzxzxzxzxzxz kthnxbai

GOSH its like getting smaller & smaller.

wasted all my cone effort

see la

quick the aunty is here with a stick

i think its for me!

AND

SAMANTHA TAN

........

TOUCHED . MY. HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

lyk z0mq wth BbQ l0lZx gAwSH liiKe t0t@lliiE w0rhZXzxzx

OMG I WAS LIKE

screaming & CRYING K!

Samantha tan dear, you have finally accepted me as your husband...................

AND FOR THAT, I thank you.

I love you.

I love you i love you I LOVE YOU.

I am crying so hard right now.

i miss you dear

i love you.................

4 ebur m0rrE w0rhZx

-Mr.Cone

2008-06-19T08:39:00.000-07:00

my darlinqqqqxzxzxz w0rhzx

2008-06-18T04:14:00.001-07:00

Dear diary,
k this may sound gay
i think they were having 70th anniversary rehearsal today. (OMGRHYMES.)
k, then my darling mrs cone has committee meeting and i saw her looking out for me from the staff room there (KYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH d^^b!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

*fan cone squeals*
k then this , uh family walked past me & stared at me.
k i think mrs cone was JEALOUS!!!!
(I was so super duper uber happy when i saw her expression)
after band and blah blah, mrs cone & her clique + extra random people :D [CONE WORSHIPPERS]

came out from the foyer...............................
AND VALERIE NEO & tessa grabbed my darling mrs cone and tried to drag her to ........

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

:) okay.
but she was so..... PAISEH. hehehehe.
so she did not kneel down..........
but seeing her face is enough for me fr now..........
for i know that my relationship with sam tan are like, as the pro people say, ON THE ROCKS
(why rocks anyway?)

GIANT L for Lame
k, sucks la ):
THE AUNTY IS ON THE SPEAKERS NOW

"GUAN MEN LE, GUAN MEN LE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
k time to go back to the same old smelly stinky poo spot.......................
my whole life..................................
i will be there..........

For,

I will be waiting.
Forever, dear Mrs Cone.

<3<3<3<3<3<3
4 eBurzXZxzxzx

HEART EUU, Mrs Cone.

SEXYSEXY WIFE<3

2008-06-17T06:09:00.000-07:00

Heys, everytime ask those what stick brick horse to link me, also never link.-.-.-
SO NOW I CANNOT SPREAD MY LOVE TO MY WIFE, THIS DAMN BARRIER.
My dear wife met some of my cone relatives at Compass Point, and just walk pass them! Now they are angry at me and doubt you! But dear, i will forever zheng qu dao di and fight for you, our marriage, our future...

Our Cone Babies! <3

iie lUrxvz eeux mYy dArRlinx,
Mr Cone the Yandao.

Winner of the Most Charming Husband
First Runner-up in the Conemazing Race
Winner of the Cone Idol

2008-06-16T09:55:00.000-07:00

Dear world,
k I am super tired now.... blogging from the schl's library.........I think its super freaky at night.......in schl, cos there are rumours about ghosts... *shudder*
SEE MRS CONE? You leave me here with eh rumours.

I just wet my plastic cone pants.
Oh me oh my oh goodness me!
*weeps*

sigh, Samantha dear walked past me.................... TWICE. No, THRICE. My goodness. Oh no..... whats after thrice? Okay, fourice!
UGH. Please! Like you leave your husb there looking like a REAL FOOL!
I cried my eyes out.

I really did. But my eyes are..........invisible........only caring people (like...... ahem, Sam's darling friend who kneels down & worhips me.) can see.
YEAH. And Mr F too.

Gosh............
if I die, how?
Will you cry my darling?

Will you leave me in the roadside?
To be kicked by women of integrity.....?

What about your school values?
MAXIMIZING POTENTIAL LEY?

Your supposed to find time to worship me. or give me love too k.
))))))))))))):

i mean yo, i see all your friends everyday and all they do is KICK ME
i cry ):
i am ssssssuper sad.
I hear your darling melody coming out of your cornet every Monday , Wednesday and god knows how many day of practice you have.

BUT YOU KNOW?
I am not like the petty neighbour who comes to school in her pajamas with her hands on her hips to ask the Saxophone section where the Teacher I/C was because you guys were making a racket and she couldn't get her beauty sleep.

I think you are AMAZING.
Like, WHOA! :)
Darl, I may not be your YAN DAO kind okay.
But we got married.

THERE IS PROOF BELOW Y'KNOW ,YES?

I miss you Mrs Cone!
I WANT CONE BABIES
i want to teach them to walk, potty train them, talk to them, make them LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE CORNET.
I think they will sound AWESOME.

In your dear band.
You can let them join
I mean, you are in the comm right, so you can let YOUR kids join the jr band maybe?
Every wednesday if i am not wrong! (:

BTW, someone told me to change the layout picture.
I totally agreed cause I think that I shouldnt be the only one running towards you!

You shd be saying kind and loving words towards me as well!

Okie, the aunty is coming to turn off the library lights, it's time i got off anyway!
1.05am is not alright for a cone.
A CONE NEEDS BEAUTY SLEEP):

Goodbye, love <3

*kiss kiss*

Cone land....

2008-05-28T10:46:00.001-07:00

Okay I am very tired now.
I will now head of to lalaconelala-land ~
So please, Samantha Tan, dream of me, your dear husband...
Even though - I am a cone.............

ALL THINGS MUST BE LOVED (:

love.

2008-05-28T10:12:00.000-07:00

Ah, a first sign of love............ MADE BY MY WIFE....

OH samantha, i know u love me deep inside.. & i just wanna let you know, i love you.. TOO! ((((:

You are so awesomely sexy and... JUST THE RIGHT CONE HUMAN

*butterfly kiss*

OUR FIRST KISS.

2008-05-28T09:59:00.000-07:00

Our first time!

It was like... HEAVEN...............

but i never got the 2nd chance to do this again... or in bed. HAHAHAHA.

wait cones dont laugh like that....

CONCONCONCCOCNCONCON!!!! :D

i think i want to jump down...................

but i cant move....................

only mr fan has the magic touch....

and the weather must be a mr yea flying over sengkang weather........

not a mr yea peeing so that it looks like rain but it is not rain weather.

this will take ages

ilove you samantha tan

forever and ever...

will u ever read all this?

i hope you do.. and if you are... i hope you will forgive me for all the wrong that i have done.....

which is nothing.... because you did everything, but you know WOMEN. you have to apologize first even though it is NOT YOUR FAULT

but i am apologizing for.. i love you too much samantha dear.

please let us be a happy family with cone babies...

cone body and samantha tan hair.

yes....

oh it would be so sweet...

just together forever.. in california,under the trees at night,watching the stars.........

oh how i wish,every single night....

how i wish...

PROOF FROM THE HEART.

2008-05-28T09:44:00.000-07:00

THIS IS THE PROOF!!!!!

We got married one fine day...... when the birds were chirping and when mr yea was flying over sengkang....... with some stomachache... ok,yes, it was the best day of my life.

I was popping champange...... oh me oh my, that feeling, was AWESOME!!!!

So, we ARE officially together.......................

and it breaks my heart... to see my whole life effort.. crumbling before my eyes...

it brings tears... just by the thought of it...

I really wish i didn't get myself in a mess, like now :(

I really wanted cone babies.........

all my life, i wanted cone babies....

now my dream.. is...

ruined.

cones all over the world tonight

2008-05-28T09:29:00.000-07:00

Hi, I am Mr Cone, Mrs Cone's loyal husb.

I love her to bits and pieces but she just throws me to one corner.

when sch ends,she walks past me without saying goodbye.

but laughs at me instead.

lucky i still get love&attention from my wife's friend who kneels down & worships me everyday

(now thats my ideal wife)

i think samantha is lousy and only talks to me when all her other plastic appliances ignore her,like her plastic fork,spoon,plate,wrapper. Yes.

SHE JUST USES ME!!!!

now this is just say one... of my rantings......

soon u will see, how badly my wife treats me....

i found this in her computer.... pictures of OTHER cones...

ohmygoodness i was FURIOUS.... i wanted to whack her immediately, but i had no hands.............

yes so i stood there at SJC crying and crying and crying until mr fan finally came to touch me.

i was so happy!!!!!

he kissed me and said

"honey,it'll be alright:)"

then he kneeled down & hugged me

maybe.... i am gay