♥Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Okay I am very tired now.
I will now head of to lalaconelala-land ~
So please, Samantha Tan, dream of me, your dear husband...
Even though - I am a cone.............

ALL THINGS MUST BE LOVED (:



Ah, a first sign of love............ MADE BY MY WIFE....

OH samantha, i know u love me deep inside.. & i just wanna let you know, i love you.. TOO! ((((:

You are so awesomely sexy and... JUST THE RIGHT CONE HUMAN

*butterfly kiss*



Our first time!

It was like... HEAVEN...............

but i never got the 2nd chance to do this again... or in bed. HAHAHAHA.

wait cones dont laugh like that....

CONCONCONCCOCNCONCON!!!! :D

i think i want to jump down...................

but i cant move....................

only mr fan has the magic touch....

and the weather must be a mr yea flying over sengkang weather........

not a mr yea peeing so that it looks like rain but it is not rain weather.

):

this will take ages

ilove you samantha tan

forever and ever...

will u ever read all this?

i hope you do.. and if you are... i hope you will forgive me for all the wrong that i have done.....

which is nothing.... because you did everything, but you know WOMEN. you have to apologize first even though it is NOT YOUR FAULT

but i am apologizing for.. i love you too much samantha dear.

please let us be a happy family with cone babies...

cone body and samantha tan hair.

yes....

oh it would be so sweet...

just together forever.. in california,under the trees at night,watching the stars.........

oh how i wish,every single night....

how i wish...


THIS IS THE PROOF!!!!!
We got married one fine day...... when the birds were chirping and when mr yea was flying over sengkang....... with some stomachache... ok,yes, it was the best day of my life.
I was popping champange...... oh me oh my, that feeling, was AWESOME!!!!
So, we ARE officially together.......................
and it breaks my heart... to see my whole life effort.. crumbling before my eyes...
it brings tears... just by the thought of it...
I really wish i didn't get myself in a mess, like now :(
I really wanted cone babies.........
all my life, i wanted cone babies....
now my dream.. is...
ruined.

Hi, I am Mr Cone, Mrs Cone's loyal husb.

I love her to bits and pieces but she just throws me to one corner.

when sch ends,she walks past me without saying goodbye.

but laughs at me instead.

lucky i still get love&attention from my wife's friend who kneels down & worships me everyday

(now thats my ideal wife)

i think samantha is lousy and only talks to me when all her other plastic appliances ignore her,like her plastic fork,spoon,plate,wrapper. Yes.



SHE JUST USES ME!!!!

now this is just say one... of my rantings......

soon u will see, how badly my wife treats me....

i found this in her computer.... pictures of OTHER cones...

ohmygoodness i was FURIOUS.... i wanted to whack her immediately, but i had no hands.............





yes so i stood there at SJC crying and crying and crying until mr fan finally came to touch me.

i was so happy!!!!!

he kissed me and said

"honey,it'll be alright:)"



then he kneeled down & hugged me



maybe.... i am gay



















CONE HEADER -


I'M ALL YOU EVER NEED.

Hi, I'm Mr Cone, Mrs Cone's loyal husband:)
Do you know me? Yes you do. You know that poor pathetic orange traffic cone at the school entrance? Don't know what I'm talking about? Ask some band members.If not, after band, before you reach the security guard post, look straight ahead and (check for cars) BUT LOOKS FOR ME FIRST. I think i am very,very handsome & I don't understand why Mrs Cone hates me to the cone core.
add me at yandao_cone@hot
mail.com

PROFILE -
SYF 2009 Central Judging Competition - Mrs Cone's Band got Silver!
Hi, I'm 17 years old this year.
I can't wait to graduate from this nehneh school where I am stuck at one spot for a whole full day unless they have some event and I happen to be too ugly for guests to see and I am the one obstructing the way :(
One more year before Mrs Cone graduates. Idk what to do.

Should I ask her to be my OFFICIAL wife?
Aw, SJC bandies, please help.

CONESHIT -


xiaoCONE BABYz w0rhzx

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