Hi, I am Mr Cone, Mrs Cone's loyal husb.

I love her to bits and pieces but she just throws me to one corner.

when sch ends,she walks past me without saying goodbye.

but laughs at me instead.

lucky i still get love&attention from my wife's friend who kneels down & worships me everyday

(now thats my ideal wife)

i think samantha is lousy and only talks to me when all her other plastic appliances ignore her,like her plastic fork,spoon,plate,wrapper. Yes.



SHE JUST USES ME!!!!

now this is just say one... of my rantings......

soon u will see, how badly my wife treats me....

i found this in her computer.... pictures of OTHER cones...

ohmygoodness i was FURIOUS.... i wanted to whack her immediately, but i had no hands.............





yes so i stood there at SJC crying and crying and crying until mr fan finally came to touch me.

i was so happy!!!!!

he kissed me and said

"honey,it'll be alright:)"



then he kneeled down & hugged me



maybe.... i am gay

I'M ALL YOU EVER NEED.

Hi, I'm Mr Cone, Mrs Cone's loyal husband:)
Do you know me? Yes you do. You know that poor pathetic orange traffic cone at the school entrance? Don't know what I'm talking about? Ask some band members.If not, after band, before you reach the security guard post, look straight ahead and (check for cars) BUT LOOKS FOR ME FIRST. I think i am very,very handsome & I don't understand why Mrs Cone hates me to the cone core.
add me at yandao_cone@hot
mail.com

SYF 2009 Central Judging Competition - Mrs Cone's Band got Silver!
Hi, I'm 17 years old this year.
I can't wait to graduate from this nehneh school where I am stuck at one spot for a whole full day unless they have some event and I happen to be too ugly for guests to see and I am the one obstructing the way :(
One more year before Mrs Cone graduates. Idk what to do.

Should I ask her to be my OFFICIAL wife?
Aw, SJC bandies, please help.