♥Friday, June 27, 2008
Well, the library connection is up and running again after the Sec 4's had their Very Important Day of O' Levels Examintations - CHINESE ORAL.
*doom music plays*
Yup, k. Anyway today I am really tired...............
I have been hearing the same stupid play going on for the same stupid week all day long.
But I never get sick of Mrs Cone's solo!!!!!!!!!! heartzzzzzz
<3
HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE
Anyway i do wish one day samantha could like................
KNEEL DOWN.......
and go,

I would go..... SARRRRR-MENNNNNNN-THUR!!!!!!!!!!!!
And she could go........"My love, you are my love, I think!"
And I could go..........Samantha! Goddess! You are....... D.D.G!

D.D.G?
DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!



k i'm gonna call this a night........................

♥Friday, June 20, 2008
well, mr cone is currently moving house right now.
Where? Maybe next to Mrs CONE

but my internet connection will be down):
UNLESS I CAN SNEAK IN TO THE LIBRARY ......................
AT 1AM WITHOUT THE AUNTY COMING IN WITH HER STICK
PRODDING AT MY ABS (OF STEEL) BUT ITS PLASTIC,REALLY.


so, wait for me my darling............
do wait for me!

(PS. This means that there will be no posts from the Original Mr Cone. A few imposters might be replacing me though! :D)

♥Thursday, June 19, 2008



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GOSH its like getting smaller & smaller.
wasted all my cone effort
see la
quick the aunty is here with a stick
i think its for me!
AND
SAMANTHA TAN
........
TOUCHED . MY. HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OMG I WAS LIKE
screaming & CRYING K!
Samantha tan dear, you have finally accepted me as your husband...................
AND FOR THAT, I thank you.
I love you.
I love you i love you I LOVE YOU.
):

I am crying so hard right now.
i miss you dear
i love you.................
4 ebur m0rrE w0rhZx
-Mr.Cone


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♥Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Dear diary,
k this may sound gay
i think they were having 70th anniversary rehearsal today. (OMGRHYMES.)
k, then my darling mrs cone has committee meeting and i saw her looking out for me from the staff room there (KYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH d^^b!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

*fan cone squeals*
k then this , uh family walked past me & stared at me.
k i think mrs cone was JEALOUS!!!!
(I was so super duper uber happy when i saw her expression)
after band and blah blah, mrs cone & her clique + extra random people :D [CONE WORSHIPPERS]

came out from the foyer...............................
AND VALERIE NEO & tessa grabbed my darling mrs cone and tried to drag her to ........


MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

:) okay.
but she was so..... PAISEH. hehehehe.
so she did not kneel down..........
but seeing her face is enough for me fr now..........
for i know that my relationship with sam tan are like, as the pro people say, ON THE ROCKS
(why rocks anyway?)

GIANT L for Lame
k, sucks la ):
THE AUNTY IS ON THE SPEAKERS NOW

"GUAN MEN LE, GUAN MEN LE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
k time to go back to the same old smelly stinky poo spot.......................
my whole life..................................
i will be there..........


For,


I will be waiting.
Forever, dear Mrs Cone.

<3<3<3<3<3<3
4 eBurzXZxzxzx

HEART EUU, Mrs Cone.

♥Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Heys, everytime ask those what stick brick horse to link me, also never link.-.-.-
SO NOW I CANNOT SPREAD MY LOVE TO MY WIFE, THIS DAMN BARRIER.
My dear wife met some of my cone relatives at Compass Point, and just walk pass them! Now they are angry at me and doubt you! But dear, i will forever zheng qu dao di and fight for you, our marriage, our future...

Our Cone Babies! <3


iie lUrxvz eeux mYy dArRlinx,
Mr Cone the Yandao.

Winner of the Most Charming Husband
First Runner-up in the Conemazing Race
Winner of the Cone Idol

♥Monday, June 16, 2008
Dear world,
k I am super tired now.... blogging from the schl's library.........I think its super freaky at night.......in schl, cos there are rumours about ghosts... *shudder*
SEE MRS CONE? You leave me here with eh rumours.

I just wet my plastic cone pants.
Oh me oh my oh goodness me!
*weeps*

sigh, Samantha dear walked past me.................... TWICE. No, THRICE. My goodness. Oh no..... whats after thrice? Okay, fourice!
UGH. Please! Like you leave your husb there looking like a REAL FOOL!
I cried my eyes out.

I really did. But my eyes are..........invisible........only caring people (like...... ahem, Sam's darling friend who kneels down & worhips me.) can see.
YEAH. And Mr F too.

Gosh............
if I die, how?
Will you cry my darling?

Will you leave me in the roadside?
To be kicked by women of integrity.....?

What about your school values?
MAXIMIZING POTENTIAL LEY?

Your supposed to find time to worship me. or give me love too k.
))))))))))))):

i mean yo, i see all your friends everyday and all they do is KICK ME
i cry ):
i am ssssssuper sad.
I hear your darling melody coming out of your cornet every Monday , Wednesday and god knows how many day of practice you have.

BUT YOU KNOW?
I am not like the petty neighbour who comes to school in her pajamas with her hands on her hips to ask the Saxophone section where the Teacher I/C was because you guys were making a racket and she couldn't get her beauty sleep.

I think you are AMAZING.
Like, WHOA! :)
Darl, I may not be your YAN DAO kind okay.
But we got married.

THERE IS PROOF BELOW Y'KNOW ,YES?

I miss you Mrs Cone!
I WANT CONE BABIES
i want to teach them to walk, potty train them, talk to them, make them LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE CORNET.
I think they will sound AWESOME.

In your dear band.
You can let them join
I mean, you are in the comm right, so you can let YOUR kids join the jr band maybe?
Every wednesday if i am not wrong! (:

BTW, someone told me to change the layout picture.
I totally agreed cause I think that I shouldnt be the only one running towards you!

You shd be saying kind and loving words towards me as well!

Okie, the aunty is coming to turn off the library lights, it's time i got off anyway!
1.05am is not alright for a cone.
A CONE NEEDS BEAUTY SLEEP):



Goodbye, love <3

*kiss kiss*

CONE HEADER -


I'M ALL YOU EVER NEED.

Hi, I'm Mr Cone, Mrs Cone's loyal husband:)
Do you know me? Yes you do. You know that poor pathetic orange traffic cone at the school entrance? Don't know what I'm talking about? Ask some band members.If not, after band, before you reach the security guard post, look straight ahead and (check for cars) BUT LOOKS FOR ME FIRST. I think i am very,very handsome & I don't understand why Mrs Cone hates me to the cone core.
add me at yandao_cone@hot
mail.com

PROFILE -
SYF 2009 Central Judging Competition - Mrs Cone's Band got Silver!
Hi, I'm 17 years old this year.
I can't wait to graduate from this nehneh school where I am stuck at one spot for a whole full day unless they have some event and I happen to be too ugly for guests to see and I am the one obstructing the way :(
One more year before Mrs Cone graduates. Idk what to do.

Should I ask her to be my OFFICIAL wife?
Aw, SJC bandies, please help.

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