Hello, Mr Cone is back from Hougang.
For now, Mr Cone is under a lot of stress.
For the CT3's are coming & I want to make sure that my Mrs Cone studies hard.
Very hard.
I want Mrs Cone to be a successful business coneman.
Yup, so I'll be watching Mrs Cone. Like a hawk.
CONE STUDYING SEASONHello. Mr Cone is currently not in SJC so he cannot post about the life of Mrs Cone.
I would appreciate it if someone could watch over my darling Mrs Cone :(
And Mr Cone has been crying over Mrs Cone all day so he has no mood to post.
Right now i'm in Hougang Secondary. The new job as a Traffic Cone rocks.
People here a much nicer to me than over there!!!
They don't punch dents into me.
And all bow down to me:)
Unlike........... my own.... WIFE! *weeps softly*
HAHA, hey! Did Samantha my love inform you that she just gave birth... to...
TRIPLETS??NO? Well well well! ....I am here to tell you that!THIS CONE is not USELESS AT ALL!
And as you can see,my dream has come true....
CONE BABIES.
Guess their names.
THREE OF THEM.
Okay,okay. I'll tell you.
NUMBER ONE, her name is "
S" !
NUMBER TWO, his name is "
A" !
NUMBER THREE, his name is "
M" !
GIVE ME AN S!S!GIVE ME AN A!
A!GIVE ME AN M!M!WHAT DOES IT SPELL?
SAM SAM SAM! :DNow this cone is a proud father. Except that the Social Worker is closely guarding my actions. And with no !^#$!^%
(hmmm... neither can Clare Yong the band major... SOURCE: Anonymous. I heard hers exploded. Terrible fate!!!!!)I cannot provide the cone babies with sufficient milk......
So for now, the cone babies are under... the care of someone special.
Sometimes Samantha (MY LOVE *growls*) brings them to school............................
Well if you want to see them.... just ask around. I am pretty sure that my good friend _____ went around today showing off my SWEET DELICATE BABIES!
The creation of US. Mrs Cone & I.
Our babies are in PERFECT health, alright! (: Now I am completely high and excited......
70th anniversary is long over and now Samantha will have more time to spend with me & our triplets, yup! And I'm happier too (:
AND,
I heard the cone clap is become a permant punishment form in Mrs Cone's band!Well,well,well. Surprise,surprise. I am happy that everyone in the band respects Mrs Cone and I a lot.
We fit like a jigsaw puzzle, yes! :)Hmmmmm. I'm thinking of enrolling my kids at SJC. How's that for a start?
I feel blessed to have such a wonderful family....
A wonderful daughter, S....
A wonder son.... A....
Another wonderful son... M....
And a BRILLIANT,AMAZING,WONDERFUL,JAWOPENER,EYEOPENER,not to mention D.D.G wife, Samantha Tan. Who does not visit me at all.
I don't blame her la.... I am all dented and frail already............................
She wouldnt want her friends to see that she is hanging out with such a husband who is of a lower caste. (Did i get that right??? Sorry, that was in Secondary 1.... seemed to have lost track already!!!!)
It hurts me. But you know what? I am still very happy that she was willing to raise these three kids without any hesitation. I love you Mrs Cone, and I always will..............................
Right now, our cone babies are on a 80 Days Around the School tour............ and they will be following Sec 2G's coolio schzxzxfoolio timetable!
I heard they fell asleep in Double Chinese! Uh -oh!!!
K, but I do hope they pick Coneish as their Mother Tongue language.................
I got Masters at Coneish!!!!! Soon they shall get President Scholarship!!!!!
AND BRING FAME AND FORTUNE TO YOUR SCHOOL, my love!
Oh my love, our future.... has just only begun!!!!!!!!
My love, you are my love. (I think.) NO, It is not I THINK. For I do not think, I KNOW that I am in love with you. Deeply, MADLY, HEAD OVER HEELS in love with you.......................
I do not believe that Puck made a mistake either...... in sprinkling the magic love juice to the wrong runaway couple - US. No, my dear.
We were meant to be.... always,always.
Forever true to one another.
I pledge my loyalty to you........!
I heartzxzxzxzx S.A.M AND Sam herself(: