I'M ALL YOU EVER NEED.

Hi, I'm Mr Cone, Mrs Cone's loyal husband:)
Do you know me? Yes you do. You know that poor pathetic orange traffic cone at the school entrance? Don't know what I'm talking about? Ask some band members.If not, after band, before you reach the security guard post, look straight ahead and (check for cars) BUT LOOKS FOR ME FIRST. I think i am very,very handsome & I don't understand why Mrs Cone hates me to the cone core.
add me at yandao_cone@hot
mail.com

SYF 2009 Central Judging Competition - Mrs Cone's Band got Silver!
Hi, I'm 17 years old this year.
I can't wait to graduate from this nehneh school where I am stuck at one spot for a whole full day unless they have some event and I happen to be too ugly for guests to see and I am the one obstructing the way :(
One more year before Mrs Cone graduates. Idk what to do.

Should I ask her to be my OFFICIAL wife?
Aw, SJC bandies, please help.